Infinite Grid of Resistors

> solving weirdly complicated problems involving Kirchoff's laws and Thevenin's theorem was a common way to torture students back in my day...

Hey now, those actually come up sometimes.

I think there are two interpretations of schematics.

One is where the components on the schematic represent physical things, where the resistors have some inductance and some non-linearity, and some capacitance to the ground plane and so on. This is what we mean by schematics when we’re using OrCad or whatever.

There is another interpretation where resistors are ideal ohms law devices, the traces have no inductance or propagation delay or resistance. Where connecting a trace between both ends of a voltage source is akin to division by zero.

Sometimes you translate from the first interpretation to the second, adding explicit resistors and inductors and so on to model the real world behavior of traces etc. if you don’t, then maybe SPICE does for you.

Infinite resistor lattices exist only in the second interpretation.

A much more useful (in the educational sense) question to ask, in my opinion, is the resistance between opposite corners of a cube of 1ohm resistors. There are some neat intuitions it can help build (circuit symmetry, KCL, etc). The infinite grid is too much an obscure math problem that seems like it might be solvable in an introductory circuits class.

In 1+1 dimensions one can analyse the gravitational behaviour of an infinite line of ...-wire-resistor-wire-resistor-... with an adaptation of Bell's spaceship. Throwing away two dimensions eliminates shear and rotation (and all sorts of interesting matter-matter interactions) so we can take a Raychaudhuri approach.

We impose initial conditions so that there is a congruence of motion of the connected resistors, so that we have a flavour of Born rigidity. Unlike in the special-relativistic Bell's spaceship model (in which the inertial motion of each spaceship identical save for a spatial translation), in our general-relativistic approach none of the line-of-connected-reistors elements' worldlines is inertial, and each worldline's proper acceleration points in a different direction but with the same magnitude. This gives us enough symmetry to grind out an expansion scalar similar to Raychaudhuri's, Θ = ∂_a v^a (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raychaudhuri_equation#Mathemat...>). As an aid to understanding, we can rewrite this as 1/v \frac{d v}{d \tau}, and again in terms of a Hubble-like constant, 3H_0.

We can then understand Θ as a dark energy, and with Θ > 0 the infinitely connected line of ...-wire-resistor-wire-resistor-... is forced to expand and will eventually fragment. If Θ > no nucleation sites

If Θ = 0 initially, we have a Jeans instability problem to solve. Any small perturbation will either break the infinite ...wire-resistor-wire-..., leading to an evolution comparable to Bell's spaceship: the fragments will grow more and more separated; or it will drive the gravitational collapse of the line. The only way around this is through excruciatingly finely balanced initial conditions that capture all the matter-matter interactions that give rise to fluctuations in density or internal pressure. It is those fluctuations which break the initial worldline congruence.

This is essentially the part of cosmology Einstein struggled with when trying to preserve a static universe.

In higher dimensions (2+1d, 3+1d) the evolution of rotation and shear (instead of just pressure and density) becomes important (indeed, we need an expansion tensor and take its trace, rather than use the expansion scalar above). A different sort of fragmentation becomes available, where some parts of an infinite plane or infinite volume of connected resistors can undergo an Oppenheimer-Snyder type of collapse (probably igniting nuclear fusion, so getting metal-rich stars in the process) and other parts separate; the Lemaître-Tolman-Bondi metric becomes interesting, although the formation of very heavy binaries early on probably mitigates against a Swiss-cheese cosmological model: too much gravitational radiation. The issue is that the chemistry is very different from the neutral-hydrogen domination at recombination during the formation of our own cosmic microwave background, but grossly a cosmos full of luminous filaments of quasi-galaxies and dim voids is a plausible outcome. (It'd be a fun cosmology to try to simulate numerically -- I guess it'd be bound to end up being highly multidisciplinary).