Fry: Do you take Visa? Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. Fry: American Express? Clerk: 600 years. Fry: Discover Card? Clerk: Sorry, we don't take Discover.
Customer: Do you accept the Discover Card? Peter Griffin: Ha! Hey, Lois! Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover Card. Lois Griffin: Ohhhh! They're in an exclusive club that's called 'anybody'! Peter Griffin: Yeah! No, no, no! I don't think so. You know, you know, I'd rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card. I would rather take a jar of pennies which value was less th…
PayPal Trumps Square’s Deal With Starbucks by Partnering With Discover
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Re: PayPal Trumps Square’s Deal With Starbucks by Partnering With Discover
#42Fry: Do you take Visa? Clerk: Visa hasn't existed for 500 years. Fry: American Express? Clerk: 600 years. Fry: Discover Card? Clerk: Sorry, we don't take Discover.
Come on, if you're going to post a joke here, at least do a quick check to see nobody else has posted the exact same text .
Re: PayPal Trumps Square’s Deal With Starbucks by Partnering With Discover
#43Starbucks using pay-by-name will be a breakthrough, assuming that's where the Square partnership is going. Since Starbucks is already asking for your name when you order coffee, it could turn into a great customer experience that would build broad momentum for pay-by-name. Is this PayPal agreement just adding a new and more complicated option to the existing terminal base? Will retail clerks even know what it is, and…
Pay by name would be terrible for me, I have a very French name, and no Starbucks barista around here speaks enough French which means I have to spend quite a while spelling out my name for them. I've taken to just telling them my name is "G". Now pay by NFC...