"The first root cause is related to the streaming data API which connects the dyno manifold to the routing mesh. On the dyno management side, an engineer was performing a manual garbage collection process which created an unusual record in the data stream. On the routing side, a bug in the subprocess of the router which processes the incoming stream saw the record as garbage." This is techno-babble on a scale the wor…
I like the part where some guy/gal with a stop watch was keeping records of every minute.
(That is, probably an irc channel..)