As time progresses my respect, love, and admiration for my parents increases. They didn't do a perfect job, but they did it perfectly.
what's also fun is "perfect" just means "done" from its latin roots
If you unscrew your belly button, your bottom will fall off
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#42The belly button joke is very old and widespread, I believe my father was warned by his father.
The brother of an old friend got curious, went downstairs really early in the morning, found his dad's tools, and tried to unscrew his bottom. He poked around in his belly-button with a screw-driver until it started bleeding. This guy became one of the best car-mechanics later on in life.
Great, now my Navel Pressure Monitoring System sensors chime every time I start the ignition.
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#43I hope my dad is partying with yours in the ahem great-ISO-9000-in-the-sky.
They would enjoy each other's company. And I would enjoy his, would give anything for 10. more. minutes.
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#44"When you turn 12 you will have to get your belly button re-tied."
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#45As time progresses my respect, love, and admiration for my parents increases. They didn't do a perfect job, but they did it perfectly.
I completely agree with you. As we grow older and gain more life experiences, we are able to see and appreciate the hard work and sacrifices that our parents made for us. Even though they may not have done everything perfectly, their love and dedication to their family is truly admirable. It's important to recognize and show gratitude for their efforts and support.
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#46As time progresses my respect, love, and admiration for my parents increases. They didn't do a perfect job, but they did it perfectly.
They didn't do it perfectly but they did it perfectly? Do you have two different definitions for "perfect" and are mixing them?
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#47Unrelated, I fat fingered on a link without noticing. I was confused as to why the content I'm reading is completely unrelated to what I read 30s before. This website is fast.
Exceptionally so for a WordPress site.
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#48As time progresses my respect, love, and admiration for my parents increases. They didn't do a perfect job, but they did it perfectly.
They didn't do it perfectly but they did it perfectly? Do you have two different definitions for "perfect" and are mixing them?
Sometimes you do a perfect job, and sometimes you do a bad job perfectly.
But to avoid any more wordplay: Sometimes you need to use a flawed technique to achieve an end. You can execute that flawed technique perfectly, but that won't make it a perfect job.
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#49> the ancient Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump I thought Ecky Thoomp was from Yorkshire (via the Goodies).
That's civil war talk right there... :)
Re: If you unscrew your belly button, your bottom will fall off
#50As time progresses my respect, love, and admiration for my parents increases. They didn't do a perfect job, but they did it perfectly.
They didn't do it perfectly but they did it perfectly? Do you have two different definitions for "perfect" and are mixing them?
I think you've missed the poetry.