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Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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At Mark Zuckerberg's school I remember a story about him getting in trouble for PHP. The school had a zero tolerance drug policy and PHP was confused with PCP.

I got banned from our schools computers for installing "hacking tools." I had NetHack in my personal drive.

This is after I got in trouble for "plagiarism," for including a hyperlink in an essay.

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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post #15

"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school." Holy moly!

Quake sounds like Cake, for any Brass Eye fans.

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

#43

Is your son or daughter safe from the Russian menace "Tetris"? Some common symptoms include them attempting to organize their room into well fitting shapes such as neatly fitting boxes. True Hackers use Compuserve or Prodigy.

You laugh, but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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post #15

"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school." Holy moly!

Having firearms stored safely and appropriately does seem like generally good advice, regardless of whether your child plays Quake.

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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post #42
post #15

"If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school." Holy moly!

Quake sounds like Cake, for any Brass Eye fans.

Watch out for the end of level Czech Neck

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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post #29

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Maybe, but billionaires shouldn’t exist even if they are philanthropic. There’s a reason Bill Gates is a household name and many other innovators are not, and it involves a lot of zeroes. If you are going to be a billionaire, you surrender your life to being on the front page of the tabloids. In my mind the only reason to continue working after making around $10 million is greed. Bill Gates himself cites his busy sch…

The idea that governments spend their money responsibly and according to the wishes of their citizens is... The kindest thing I can say is that it's not a universally held opinion (or even, in my experience, a significant-minority held opinion).

A billionaire is a single unelected person. Only a pure dictatorship is less representative than that.

I’d take a flawed government with some semblance of an electoral process and representative taxation over dependence on a benevolent individual.

For every Bill Gates there is a Charles Koch.

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

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post #43

Is your son or daughter safe from the Russian menace "Tetris"? Some common symptoms include them attempting to organize their room into well fitting shapes such as neatly fitting boxes. True Hackers use Compuserve or Prodigy.

You laugh, but: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetris_effect

Also, Tetris taught me this: https://media.sketchfab.com/models/c4df0c4fb6904e9e80c13ef8e...

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

#49

Wow, amazing satire. Can someone provide some context - what is this website? I tried to go to Front Page but I think we're hugging the site to death.

I think the best pithy description of adequacy.org I got was "Graduate school for slashdot trolls"

Re: Is your son a computer hacker? (2001)

#50

Even better - you can now troll Bill Gates by reminding him that Linux was both more successful than and outlasted his marriage:)

I come to Hacker News to avoid garbage like this.

People are often surprised at how similar HN is to all other forms of social media.

The only thing saving it is the quantity of people who don’t know about it.

It is 100% always a waste of time and I’m literally wasting time right now when the other screen in front of me has the thing I should actually be doing.

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