The classic "lp0 on fire" error message comes to mind: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire Really though, I feel truly awful for anyone affected by this. The post recommends implementing a disaster recovery plan. The truth is that most people don't have one. So, let's use this post to talk about Disaster Recovery Plans! Mine: I have 5 servers at OVH (not at SBG) and they all back up to Amazon S3 or Backblaze B2…
I have three servers (1 OVH - different location, 2 DO). The only thing I backup is the DB, which is synced daily to S3. There's a rule to automatically delete files after 30 days to handle GDPR and stop the bucket and costs spiralling out of control. Everything is managed with Ansible and Terraform (on DO side), so I could probably get everything back up and running in less than an hour if needed.
That makes it sound like you didn't try/practice. I imagine that in a real-life scenario things will be a little more painful than in one's imagination.