Moral of the story: No, people do NOT want the government out of their way. Turns out that even bitcoin fanbois DO want rule of law, and law enforcement. The reason money works the way it does is that it's almost entirely logically derived from hard requirements from everyone. Not that "the man" is trying to oppress you.
Rule of law and defense of rights and freedoms are things that even orthodox Libertarians recognize as an appropriate role of government. You can want a government to provide those things and also want it to stay out of your way in most of the rest of your life.
Really you want law enforcement to find actual financial crime, but there are many people who draw an ABSOLUTE line against the police taking a look at your financial dealings after getting probable cause.
And they have these values at the same time.
Back to bitcoin: People want to use it to get around restrictions on moving money around. Often laws. Then when money gets stolen they want the police because stealing is a crime. This is just another way of saying "I want to follow only the laws I agree with, and others should always follow the law I want them to follow".
But in civilized society you can't just pick and choose which laws to obey.
I'm not saying you, but bitcoin is so full of these people that I'm just so sick of it.