Okay...
"Always shower before entering"
Right, but I'm not the one with diarrhoea. I can't get everyone else to always shower.
"stay out of the pool if you’re not feeling well"
By the time you're feeling unwell, isn't it too late already?
"test water frequently if you own your own pool"
Getting your own pool is certainly a great tip. Duly noted. For those of you afraid of pickpockets on public transport - a very easy way of dealing with it would be to get a car. For some reason it makes me think of The Onion :)