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It doesn't amaze me, the FDA and organisations like it are brilliant (without them the world would be a worse place) but they do put a retard on a lot of the cool stuff by demanding exhaustive testing (which in fairness I can't disagree with, medical stuff isn't a website where you can just patch it later - people will die). It's not a perfect system though as substandard stuff does get through and the barriers to ef…
I think you're supposed to call them mentally handicapped.
As an alternative in this case, I might suggest, "brake".