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Oh man, it gets worse than that. After updating to iOS 17 the other day, I said to my phone "play OverCast" (my podcast app). It used to start playing from that app. This time, it started playing a band called Overcast, and told me I had just started a 7 day free trial of Apple Music. What the actual fuck.
brb, starting a band called "Spotify" and opening a 24/7 convenience store called "Google Maps"
1: https://www.macworld.com/article/673923/why-is-apple-called-...).