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What in spreadsheets is not testable? It's trivial to write a test that opens the spreadsheet in excel and tests any formula calculations via Excel Automation API.
and where do i store my tests? how do i version them, and the data? can i put it in travis? how many people ever even try?
Many people do this. It's perfectly normal.
Of course if you don't even use Excel in the first place, I don't know why you're asking.