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Finally, someone will actually mean to type "ducking," and it won't just be autocorrect.
I envy anybody whose autocorrect suggests swearing. For me it’s a constant battle of teaching and reteaching it the different manners of expressing passion and frustration. That’s the one thing I liked about Google’s keyboard on Android: that you could enable “sailor-mouth mode”. They called it something boring though like “Suggest profane words”.
I never wrote she was rubbing her clit on my phone. I swear.