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Stimulation Clicker

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Re: Stimulation Clicker

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Why do you think that stock and crypto plugins will be very profitable? There are no tools to combine finance data in easy way?

During my 20 minutes I noticed stocks and crypto seem to always fluctuate within a given range. So if you buy in the low end of the range you're guaranteed to see an opportunity to sell at the higher end of the range. Crypto is just stocks with a wider range and more volatility.

> seem to always fluctuate within a given range.

... except for sometimes, when they don't.

Re: Stimulation Clicker

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The real hidden gem here is the hilarious 40 minute mermaid-themed true crime podcast parody that you'll only hear a portion of if you progress quickly. As far as I can tell, it's fully custom-made for this game? Can't find any references to the characters online. https://stimulation-clicker.neal.fun/ sounds/true-crime.mp3 - it's hosted on Cloudflare, but even so I don't want to cost OP significant bandwidth, so join…

Was the mukbang also custom?

Re: Stimulation Clicker

#353

Best way I've found to stimulate quickly, resize your window to be as small as possible, and have lots of bouncing DVDs.

You can get a massive amount of money with the stock market plugin once you get the cryptocurrency and leverage upgrades.

After you get to the cryptocurrency it's basically game over, you can earn over a million during a few market cycles, and the speed you can do it it raises (almost) exponentially. Stocks are similar, but much slower.

Re: Stimulation Clicker

#355

Ran into a bug where a double tap zoomed the page and it broke the game as I could not zoom out again. Unfortunately it does not save the progress in a cookie.

I also had an issue that restarted my computer and found the hard way it doesn't save. Using localStorage to store the state is simple enough, unfortunate that it doesn't.

Re: Stimulation Clicker

#356

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Crypto investing is where the points really start to fly, mass clicking buy below $10k selling above $20k. Game finished pretty quick after that. Edit: Just beat it in 19 minutes. Feel like you can't finish it much quicker than that without cheating.

Depending of your definition of cheating, resizing the window is a good passive way, specially after the DVD upgrade

Open browser console, drag over.

Re: Stimulation Clicker

#359

Reminds me of a story I heard as a kid. Short version, guy can't sleep. Someone tells him get a dog. Dog barks, still can't sleep. Well you'll also need a blah... repeat until the man has a small farm of loud animals going. Then finally "get rid of them" and suddenly it's all so quiet again. It's pretty fascinating how much more calm everything seems when you finish/stop this game

"A Squash and a Squeeze" by Julia Donaldson must be a take on that

https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/50346/is-julia-d... says it's a take on an old Jewish Polish folk tale

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