We get it, you don't like PHP. Don't use it. Nobody forces you to use it... If someone does, it's most likely a client, and that's nobodies fault but your own for seeking clients that want PHP work done. And if that's the case, you shouldn't be scolding PHP for keeping food in your mouth and a roof over your head. But yes, we get it, you don't like it. Move the fuck on. These "This is what's wrong with PHP" articles…
I agree with Killswitch. Stop talking crap about other languages and create something awesome with what you know!