Gatling achieves it's relative low-overhead characteristics (compared to a naive approach like JMeter's) by leveraging Akka. Does this mean Akka lawyers will be coming for Gatling customers, or will they go after a slice of Gatling's pie?
Either way, hopefully someone will reproduce the Gatling functionality on the JVM using the Loom programming model. Then we can wait a few years and start the whole dance again.
I don't have a workable solution to propose. I guess I'll just quietly polish my dancing shoes and get ready for the next song.