Did we ever figure out why he wants the computer that comes in the smallest box?
Luu: "I want the computer with the smallest box"
Sales rep: "Boxes are nothing to do with computer performance"
Luu: "I understand. Still, please humour me?"
Rep: "But there are sneering people on HN who think you think you're better than them. Somehow this should be important to you"
Luu: "Anyway, moving on, I want to buy a computer"
Rep: "No. Not until you explain."
Luu: "Fine, I want to ship it to my mom in Alaska and want to minimise shipping cost."
Rep: "Ah! Gotcha! Apple will ship it for you, to anywhere"
Luu: "I don't want to use your shipping, I need to customise it first"
Rep: "Ah! Gotcha! iCloud sync will transfer her data when she signs in"
Luu: "I can't use that, I want to install custom new things"
Rep: "Smallness often comes at a cost premium. You might find that a bigger computer has a little extra shipping, but overall comes out cheaper"
Luu: "I'm paying for the computer, but my mom is paying for the shipping. It's more important for me to minimise shipping cost than computer cost"
Rep: "If you're going to pay part of a more expensive computer cost, why can't you pay part of a more expensive shipping cost?"
Luu: "When my mom sees the shipping price on the parcel, she will send me that amount of money, she can't afford it, and I don't want to argue with her about it."
Rep: "She can't afford shipping but you're not paying for it? You're not paying for food or rent?"
Luu: "What I am and am not paying my mom for is irrelevant. She doesn't want to live off me, but will accept a gift, but also wants to pay her way when she can, and I want to respect her wishes. This is the agreement we came to."
Rep: "You don't want to have a small discussion with your mom to save money? She won't change the agreement to save you money?"
Luu: "I won't let her change the agreement to save me money, if it makes her feel like she didn't contribute and then she feels bad using the gift"
Rep: "Luu, I..."
Luu: "This could go on literally forever. The people on HN are internet people who thrive on cynicism. There is no resolution to this which will satisfy them, nor is that a goal I am trying to meet. This is not what I came here to discuss. Will you please help me find the computer with the smallest box in exchange for money, for reasons which I am perfectly happy to agree are irrelevant and irrational, but nevertheless am sticking with?"