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Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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The worst experience I had with this involved 4 customer service representatives simply hanging up (after a 30+ minute wait) after exhausting their script. I simply recorded the final call, stopping paying the bill, and sent the documentation I had to the credit reference agency when the contract went into default At some point they sent a debt collection agency, that was much less stressful than it sounds. They call…

I had a funny episode with TD when I was closing the bank account when I was leaving Canada for good. Very hard to close the account, even in person. My point was to make sure that there is no recurring payments left on the account. Similar bullshit. You ask to close the account, and they keep asking you back with a square face. In the end, a year after I left Canada, I get a call from collectors saying that they hav…

Errr, what's "TD"?

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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Imagine having a business model so fragile that your only line of defense is to obscure the cancellation process through these tactics. Do they really think that they can curve their churn this way? I mean best you’re doing is getting maybe another month or so of revenue from a customer who is just pushing the pain of cancelling because they are busy or lazy. And at the end instead of getting what could be a dormant…

I said the phrase "I want to cancel cable but keep internet" 23 times to a Time Warner retention specialist then their supervisor, and I may have talked to her supervisor, too. They get paid to ignore you and read back canned responses like "but what about your favorite channels?", "what about watching sports?", etc. It was the first time my girlfriend had ever seen me angry.

times like this I imagine a cancellation service. Imagine paying $X to some Indian company that calls them and whenever they offer alternatives they just respond that they are not authorized to do that. Bonus if they have a think Indian accent that makes it somewhat hard to understand.

The only disadvantage is that you would probably have to give that company your billing information for that to work.

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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Yes. Stick to the business at hand: this is who I am, this is how you can look me up in your system, this is what I want to do. Feedback doesn't help, they're not going to take your advice, don't waste your time. For example: "Please tell us the reason for your call today?" Should be met with the answer, "Please cancel my subscription." "May I ask why you want to cancel?" "Please cancel my subscription." "Have you ev…

I just tell people I have terminal cancer and will be dead soon so I would like my subscription canceled please.

While this solution has a certain emotional satisfaction, I do not wish to further the notion that service providers are owed any explanation whatsoever for my demand. If the terms of the contract I entered with the service provider permits me to cancel for no reason, it is to those terms I will abide.

Even with the system is a simple drop-down I always choose “other” and enter n/a in the comment box.

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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I had a similar issue with the Wall Street Journal a few years back, and despite having spent the majority of my career working on Wall Street, I’ll never buy a subscription again. I signed up for a really good deal for 6 months of digital + paper delivery, but my paper always arrived a day or two late, so before my 6 months were up I tried to cancel, but couldn’t figure out a way to do so on their website. I message…

I use Privacy.com for this reason and to not worry about my cards getting leaked. I create a card per-subscription and set the monthly limit to exactly the cost of the subscription. When I want to cancel, if it's not easy I just destroy the virtual card.

I'm confused how they make money, the free plan has up to 12 new cards a month which seems like a lot. Even on the lower pro plan the cashback can exceed the $10 per month you pay.

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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I said the phrase "I want to cancel cable but keep internet" 23 times to a Time Warner retention specialist then their supervisor, and I may have talked to her supervisor, too. They get paid to ignore you and read back canned responses like "but what about your favorite channels?", "what about watching sports?", etc. It was the first time my girlfriend had ever seen me angry.

If you ever need to cancel comcast, time warner or similar entirely and quickly, just tell them you're going to prison. No joke, it works.

Hopefully that bit of info doesn't get recorded into some system somewhere, and eventually make it out to other companies databases.

If it doesn't, trying to repair that damage could be an exercise in futility. :/

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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Depends on the contract you’ve agreed to. I’ve heard gyms which would sent the invoice to collections if they can’t charge your credit cared anymore.

I have encountered similar tactics from a popular VPS provider. Set up your account to auto-renew, send the invoice to collections if they can't charge you, instead of just canceling the service. Infuriating, to the point where you'd think they'd be more concerned about driving away future customers.

Can you name the VPS provider?

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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I had a funny episode with TD when I was closing the bank account when I was leaving Canada for good. Very hard to close the account, even in person. My point was to make sure that there is no recurring payments left on the account. Similar bullshit. You ask to close the account, and they keep asking you back with a square face. In the end, a year after I left Canada, I get a call from collectors saying that they hav…

Errr, what's "TD"?

A Canadian bank: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TD_Canada_Trust

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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The Wall Street Journal has electronic cancel. I did so temporarily. At first I was super impressed. Then I remembered that it was really hard the first time I tried years ago.

Turns out that California SB 313 changed the game https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtm...

Online registration means you need online cancellation.

Actually, reading the bill, only the intro seems to imply that. The text doesn't. Either way, a pre-written email should suffice.

Re: Before buying a NYT subscription, here's what it'll take to cancel it

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Banks and credit cards cancel inactive accounts.

I’ve had an empty Ally bank account open for at least a decade. Still get statements for it each month. Every time I’ve tried to close it, it’s accumulated $0.01 interest, which I have to transfer out before closing. That transfer takes a few days, so by the time I can close it, I’ve totally forgotten about it, or don’t have the will to go log in.

Leave it. If you're in CA (or some other states, but I know for CA) it'll get shut down after 5 years or so and the funds will go through escheatment to the state. Then you can go get them from the state. But you have to remember not to login and ignore all notices from them.
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