- Low appeal to thieves interested in stealing the vehicle itself, due to the hardware (locks and whatever else) being exceptionally difficult to deal with
- Some sort of secure/hidden compartment for concealing valuables (I know, I know, don't keep anything valuable in your car, but let's say it will still be more secure than keeping it outside of the car)
- Following up to that, an especially secure trunk (if such a thing exists)
- A wagon or smaller, so no minivans/crossovers or anything bigger
- Under $25k used for something recent, maintainable (was looking at Audis but I don't want to risk maintenance issues), and with low mileage, which puts Teslas out of the picture (sadly)