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> I just wish all the crypto experts doing that would point me to an alternative that is functionally equivalent. The entire point of every single valid criticism of PGP is that you cannot make a single functionally equivalent alternative to PGP. You must use individual tools that are good at specific things, because the "Swiss Army knife" approach to cryptographic tool design has yielded empirically poor outcomes. I…
Point of order: there are valid and important criticisms of PGP that have nothing to do with its jack-of-all-trades philosophy. There's no modern cryptosystem in the world you would design with PGP's packet scheme.
(I think you can make a tie-in argument here, though: PGP's packet design and the state machine that falls out of it is a knock-on effect of how many things PGP tries to do. PGP would maybe not have such a ridiculously complicated packet design if it didn't try and do so many things.)