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No idea why you were dv'd. It still takes roughly nine months to make a human baby, regardless of how many women or babies are involved!
You're assuming all women in your cohort start not pregnant. However, given a random sampling of women across the entire human race, if you have approximately 14,000 women, statistics says you'll have a baby in a month. That is to say, the chances of one of those woman being 8 months pregnant reaches close enough to 1, given about 14,000 randomly selected women. Also, you can get a baby tonight if you steal one from…
> The nearest related Chinese expression translates as "Better to be a dog in times of tranquility than a human in times of chaos."
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