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“Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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You'll have to wear the fecal probe at all times while using Windows 12, for security reasons, and every command you issue will cause it to move around and take another sample, in order to make sure you are still physically there. On the plus side, it will make it painfully obvious to every Windows user how they are being fucked by Microsoft.

Introducing Microsoft Commodepilot 365 for Windows Home

Microsoft Commodepilot 365 for Copilot Copilot Copilot Edition now with Copilot 365.

How incompetent must they be not to realize the Copilot brand is now beyond toxic. I wonder who came up with the Copilot name internally that they continue to triple own on that name despite really strong signals indicating it has failed.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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There's inability, and there's not trying.

When Microslop bans "Microslop" I don't need to try. I use their software daily, I know how their technical support is utterly fucked now and how rare the heroic power user actually solving the case for every co-sufferer has become. And I know I'm not alone. Just recently they fixed the Win 11 start menu bug where they forgot to expose any functionality behind the "hide mobile pane" button. At least the forced recent…

> When Microslop bans "Microslop" I don't need to try

You might consider completely reversing this position for the rest of your life.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?

I think Microsoft underestimated how sensitive people are right now to anything that feels like control

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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They are back in their villain arc. For a while now.

Our vocabulary is so stunted. Has no one else noticed that we increasingly talk about the world like it's fiction playing out in front of us?

Language shifts and evolves over time as the lives and viewpoints of speakers evolve.

Your complaint is that young people use English in a way you dislike.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Hehe, this reminds me of 30 years ago when people used to stylise it as Micro$oft or creatively misspell it as Microshaft, etc. Even on the Amiga, there was the filesystem that could read PC format disks that was called MessyDos. It just seems like the next generation has discovered what an easy name it is to make puns from.

Every dominant tech company eventually gets the nickname treatment

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Our vocabulary is so stunted. Has no one else noticed that we increasingly talk about the world like it's fiction playing out in front of us?

Language shifts and evolves over time as the lives and viewpoints of speakers evolve. Your complaint is that young people use English in a way you dislike.

Or devolve. Perhaps it reflects an increasing detachment from reality in younger generations.

Re: “Microslop” filtered in the official Microsoft Copilot Discord server

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Don’t they have better things to do? Maybe vibecode a taskbar that moves when you try to move away the mouse over it or perhaps a windows 12 installation procedure that requires a fecal sample and iris scan?

I’d like some vibe coding be done such that I can move the task bar to the left vertically, similar to how MacOS lets me move the dock. It gets in the way of games when you mouse over the taskbar as you try to scroll down in many games.
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