I like the example and the detailed explanation but "it works in some scenarios" is only enough to say that some things work well as files, it's not enough to convince that
everything should be a file (or that everything should be the same, whatever the same is).
> "sky's the limit, just put the logic in the fs"
You can, but why is it better to do that? "just" put the logic in a Python script seems much simpler than putting it in a low level pretend filesystem driver, on the other side of an arbitrary interface you had to come up with to satisfy an ideology that everything should have to go through this interface, right?
Over Christmas I set some LED displays running, controlled by an RS-232 serial port. It would be possible to echo a line of text to a pretend filename and have it appear on the sign, but there is a command for whether the text is static or scrolling and one for whether the text appears on the top line or bottom line. That information has to be somewhere, either as different paths in the filesystem e.g. /mnt/sign/static/row/top vs /mnt/sign/scrolling/row/top or as formatted content inside the file, or both.
There's a command to change the colour of the subsequent text, which can be used anywhere in the message, many times over - so that can't easily go in the filesystem path so now there needs to be some intermediate structure which both the shell script and the filesystem driver speak, to be able to pass this command through the file interface. With a COM port in Windows, if one script opens it and another script tries to open it then there's a clear error that the port is in use. If a usermode filesystem driver held the com port open, what would happen if two scripts tried to write to these files? Does one get a mysterious "write failed" filesystem error to catch and debug instead of a proper relevant error message? Do they have to proxy error messages through /mnt/sign/meta/error ?
This is one of the most trivial things a computer can do, sending a short text, which is possible with echoing to a com port /dev/ttyS0, and the abstraction idea of making it a file is already creaking under the weight of the task, adding the burden of arbitrary path decisions and data formatting and task-specific escape codes and control sequences, and bodgy-error handling, while assisting with basically nothing - while you can find /mnt/* you get no help with that, no link to any documentation, no further discovery, no interactivity like you get from a command line binary program interface. Much much easier to put the sign's commands directly in a short Python script, isn't it? And other more complex tasks just get more and more intense, as the "plain text" files in /etc/ are an ad-hoc mix of formats and data types and parsing rules and symbolic links to /opt/ and other random places.
As I say in another comment, usermode filesystems never became the default or popular way to do things, why not?