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What's your hubot script for this? Can you share a link to the GitHub rep-oh wait. That's not gonna work. But seriously, I want this for my HipChat.
http://paste2.org/4OyDJknK -- we've got it in our private github repo, but here's the source as well.
https://status.github.com/api/last-message.json
thats a useful link to watch, thanks!