Bullshit Job Title Generator • Hacker News Board

At my last startup I actually got to choose my title and chose Lead Guitar. It just confused the hell out of people so I changed it to Lead Developer.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Post by James_Duval » Fri, Sep 13, 2013, 1:31 PM UTC

AliEzer wrote: post #15

I first read Sithlord as Shitlord...

Which actually would make sense as a bullshit job title, taken in context with the memes of certain online communities...

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Post by eddielee6 » Fri, Sep 13, 2013, 1:33 PM UTC

First Class Android Slut.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Post by talles » Fri, Sep 13, 2013, 1:33 PM UTC

I got "Sexy Undefined Evangelist".

Going straight up to my résumé.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Post by saejox » Fri, Sep 13, 2013, 1:38 PM UTC

"JavaScript Search Expert"

Bulls-eye! That's every javascript coder i know of. Who writes javascript anyway just Google it, someone already did it.

Re: Bullshit Job Title Generator

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Post by nemesisj » Fri, Sep 13, 2013, 1:44 PM UTC

This is great, reminds me of a story from when I was an intern.

In 2002 I was working at Freddie Mac for an internal business unit as a summer intern. I was tasked to create our internal group's website. After a week or two of my boss not producing a mission statement, I went online to the Dilbert mission statement generator, downloaded about 50 randomly generated ones, then slapped them into a script that would randomly display one every time the page loaded. My boss never really caught on, other programmers in the unit loved it, and I'm pretty sure nobody ever realised that our mission statement was both randomly generated AND changing with every page load.