Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure • Hacker News Board

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by palmotea » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:09 PM UTC

This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is.

Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by [deleted] » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:10 PM UTC

palmotea wrote: post #31

This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is. Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

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Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by durieuxa » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:12 PM UTC

me: i would like to buy some sneakers

allbirds: ok

me: i'd also like to buy compute capacity to run AI inference on the cheap lol do u know where i can find a good one

allbirds: ur not gonna believe this

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by bigleaguechewy » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:12 PM UTC

palmotea wrote: post #31

This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is. Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

Sounds like pets.com in 1999

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by long-time-first » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:13 PM UTC

palmotea wrote: post #31

This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is. Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

No. This is the Jump the Shark moment for AI. Allbirds cannot compete with big AI players for GPUs As a Service.... This is nonsense. This company will go to Zero.

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by [deleted] » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:14 PM UTC

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Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by vurudlxtyt » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:14 PM UTC

palmotea wrote: post #31

This is good news for AI. These kind of pivots just show what a revolutionary and world-changing technology this is. Invest now! This is the lowest AI stocks will ever be.

Do you recall the iced tea company rebranding to a blockchain play a few years ago?

Smells the same to me.

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by schwinn140 » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:17 PM UTC

upmostly wrote: post #2

Literally had to check the date with this one. What?!

Same. thought this was an april fools joke.

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by JohnTHaller » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:17 PM UTC

Most folks on the NotTheOnion subreddit (where you post actual news headlines that you'd assume would be from The Onion) say this is their recent favorite

Re: Allbirds, Inc. Announces Expansion into AI Compute Infrastructure

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Post by yabutlivnWoods » Wed, Apr 15, 2026, 4:17 PM UTC

threecheese wrote: post #3

Are we in a bubble yet? The sneakers are doing AI now.

"Even if you escape the house the AI is in the sneakers!"