I'd tell you a UDP joke… • Hacker News Board

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by Izmaki » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 2:03 AM UTC

LeoPanthera wrote: post #22

"Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline." "Ok, I am ready to get your…

This one is the only one among the 10+ I browsed through on the website and read in the comments that actually made me laugh. Good one! Thanks for sharing. :)

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by sieabahlpark » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 2:18 AM UTC

lucb1e wrote: post #27

mlhpdx wrote: post #10

There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.

Which are those? Btw, it reminds me of "10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't"

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Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by d34th0rl1f3 » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 2:45 AM UTC

lucb1e wrote: post #27

mlhpdx wrote: post #10

There are two kinds of people when it comes to UDP.

Which are those? Btw, it reminds me of "10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't"

those who get it, and ...

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by omoikane » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 3:21 AM UTC

This looks like a tumblr site, which means you can get all the content on one page instead of having to page through them one at a time:

https://www.codepuns.com/archive

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by ericcumbee » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 3:33 AM UTC

An SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two table....he says "Mind if I join you?"

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by spiffytech » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 3:34 AM UTC

I used this during a "geeky jokes" icebreaker at work. No one got the joke so I just sounded condescending. Lesson learned.

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by layer8 » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 3:47 AM UTC

CPLX wrote: post #23

I'd share my joke about HTTP here, but it makes me feel insecure.

200 OK

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by kmoser » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 5:09 AM UTC

What did one broke programmer say to the other?

"Hey, buddy, can you paradigm?"

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by kachapopopow » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 5:35 AM UTC

travisd wrote: post #8

packets udp bar walk a into

ok this might sound crazy, but at first I completely missed the joke because it automatically rearranged the entire sentance into udp packets walked into a bar. I wonder how that works psychologically.

Re: I'd tell you a UDP joke…

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Post by cylemons » Mon, Jan 12, 2026, 5:47 AM UTC

bigstrat2003 wrote: post #29

I can tell you a DNS joke, but be aware that it might take 8 hours for everyone to get it.

DNS is slow? or you mean domain updates