Wow, a lot of stuff in here surprises me. C definitely can/does have spooky at a distance. Just share a pointer to a resource with something else and enjoy the spooky modifications. Changes are local as long as you program that way, but sometimes it can be a bit not-obvious that this is happening.
regarding redefining functions, what could the author mean? using global function pointers that get redefined? otherwise redefining a function wouldn't effect other modules that are compiled into separate object files. confusing.
C is simple in that it does not have a lot of features to learn, but because of e.g. undefined behavior, I find its very hard to call it a simple language. When a simple bug can cause your entire function to be UB'd out of existence, C doesn't feel very simple.
In haskell, side effects actually _happen_ when the pile of function applications evaluate to IO data type values, but, you can think about it very locally; that's what makes it so great. You could get those nice properties with a simpler model (i.e. don't make the langague lazy, but still have explicit effects), but, yeah.
The main thing that makes Haskell not simple IMO is that it just has such a vast set of things to learn. Normal language feature stuff (types, typeclasses/etc, functions, libraries), but then you also have a ton of other special haskell suff: more advanced type system tomfoolery, various language extensions, some of which are deprecated now, or perhaps just there are better things to use nowadays (like type families vs functional dependencies), hierarchies of unfamiliar math terms that are essentially required to actually do anything, etc, and then laziness/call-by-name/non-strict eval, which is its own set of problems (space leaks!). And yes, unfamiliar syntax is another stumbling block.
IME, Rust is actually more difficult than Haskell in a lot of ways. I imagine that once you learn all of the things you need to learn it is different. The way I've heard to make it "easier" is to just clone/copy data any time you have a need for it, but, what's the point of using Rust, then?
I wonder if the author considered OCaml or its kin, I haven't kept track of whats all available, but I've heard that better tooling is available and better/more familiar syntax. OCaml is a good language and a good gateway into many other areas.
There are some other langs that might fit, like I see nim as an example, or zig, or swift. I'd still like to do more with swift, the language is interesting.