I do not understand how cloud proponents talk about the he costs of self hosting but then get into situations like this. Spending serious engineering time to wrangle with the complexities of cloud orchestration is not something that should be taken lightly. Cloud services should be required to have a black-box Surgeon’s General warning.
The best advantage of cloud was never price: It was not having to argue with your data center organization, which often lead to taking months to provision anything, even a very boring VM. If those companies were good at managing data centers, and could hire people actually interested in helping the company run, they'd have had little need for the cloud in predictable compute loads. Until you get quite big, all necess…
I've spent the last decade or so wondering if the emperor was wearing clothes and not really getting what everyone else has been talking about. Which isn't to say that cloud is useless, but it's not the universal panacea that it was often sold as, and it seems that others are waking up to that.