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On the upside, it's edible, not deadly. (Not that Americans seem to eat it.) At least not deadly to humans. Not sure what impact it's having on, say, other plant species in The South.
I grew up in the south and it's definitely legendary, but my sense is more that it's everywhere but more annoying than devastating. It needs a ton of sunlight which limits it some, but also means it grows along the edges of forests by roads, where it's extremely visible. Gives the impression that it's taking over everything but at least when I still lived there it wasn't. It is certainly out of control though, in the…
What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
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Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
#32There's an urban legend in Australia about a bloke that went camping once, had to take a shit in the bush, and didn't have any dunny-role. Poor guy grabbed a handful of Gympie-gympie that was on the ground next to him and proceeded to wipe his ass with it. Legend says he ended up topping himself a few hours later to escape the pain. Whether it's true or not... Fuck only knows. We do like making shit up... Especially…
Poison ivy is certainly nowhere near this description of gympie-gympie, but the persistent itch is certainly unrelenting enough to cause pretty severe distress. I got a small touch of it on my forearm one time. Didn't even know I had brushed up against the plant, so I didn't perform the recommended clean up. Just from absent mindedly scratching, I ended up spreading the oil over almost my entire forearm and onto my leg. I barely slept for two weeks.
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#33Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
#34Stories like this make me wonder why anyone lives in Australia, since virtually everything seems to want to kill you. Or perhaps Aussies are tougher than the rest of us.
To be fair... There are at least... 3... Animals here that aren't explicitly trying to kill us. It's really not that bad. Just don't go into the warm water or the box jellyfish will get you. Keep an eye out for Sting-rays too... Nobody wants to go out like old-mate Steve. Oh and don't go into the cold water either, blue-ringed octopus... Nasty buggers. Rivers too... Not a great idea... Crocks are pretty nippy when th…
Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
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You missed out the deadly drop-bears
And the Combat-Emu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary
But also, these guys are like… A+ proof of dinosaur’s evolution into birds… you can pretty much picture Cassowaries in place of the raptors in Jurassic park…
Some extra Cassowary info.
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2019...
https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/how-da...
Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
#36There's an urban legend in Australia about a bloke that went camping once, had to take a shit in the bush, and didn't have any dunny-role. Poor guy grabbed a handful of Gympie-gympie that was on the ground next to him and proceeded to wipe his ass with it. Legend says he ended up topping himself a few hours later to escape the pain. Whether it's true or not... Fuck only knows. We do like making shit up... Especially…
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#37Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
#38Geezer reaction: At some point, stories like this became a blur of "there actually is a Real World out there, and Bad Things can happen to you there, and you can't just drink a Health Potion or Respawn at your last Save Point to get out of it!". (Admitting that such stories probably do help educate the kiddies, the noobs, etc.)
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#39Recent research (2020) revealed these plants containt a potent protein neurotoxin: https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.abb8828 > "We show here that the venoms of Australian Dendrocnide species contain heretofore unknown pain-inducing peptides that potently activate mouse sensory neurons and delay inactivation of voltage-gated sodium channels. These neurotoxins localize specifically to the stinging hairs and ar…
Re: What it’s like to fall into the deadly Australian plant, gympie-gympie
#40You would think that independent evolution would cause some benign evolution as well. Nope. Australia went the "kill everything" route.