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Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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This guy ships!

Look how rolling his own basically everything, except an OS, seems to work pretty well. Given time and ability, making what you need almost from scratch may be not just viable, but productive.

Yes, as a lone developer. If you're working in a team it's less likely to work out well as you will have a much more significant training period for anyone to join one of your projects (in a team environment it's wise to go with "boring").

Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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The "EXPERTS CLAIM limit TO BE 10" is the epitome of our times. People who agree can hide behind authority and people who disagree don't need any knowledge to do so, the fact that something was claimed by an expert is reason enough.

Well said sir

Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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The author has one of the most interesting projects list I've seen: https://thesephist.com/projects/

The author is, if this is all real, one of the most prolific programmers I’ve seen. Wow! Can I have some of what he’s on?

The secret is that they always write "you" as "u" and then spend all the time saved on programming.

Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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> PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE

Perfection.

I had a similar, never realized concept of a language named "Spouse"(no gender implied), with keywords such as "You promised we would ... on ..."(declarations), "you always ..."(loops) and "Fine."(marking the end of the program). I couldn't get the grammar to be both consistent and sound like the real deal though.

Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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The author is, if this is all real, one of the most prolific programmers I’ve seen. Wow! Can I have some of what he’s on?

The secret is that they always write "you" as "u" and then spend all the time saved on programming.

Correct. This is also, incidentally, why startups innovate faster than established companies - people in the corporate world waste so much time on typing things like "To whom it may concern", or "Looking forward to hearing from you", or, you know, on written communication in general.

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What made you think that? Based on the author’s Twitter feed [1] and own website [2] they currently work at Notion [1] https://twitter.com/thesephist [2] https://thesephist.com/

They say in the OP that they did this as opposed to database homework.

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Re: Tabloid – The Clickbait Headline Programming Language

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Hey HN! Fun to see this project from my college years on HN again. To clear my name, I have actually written other languages that are arguably more useful, like Oak [0] which I used to build a bunch of personal software infrastructure [1] including my current daily-driver apps for notes, longform writing, a Twitter client, a personal search engine, and a few other knickknacks. I find building little toy interpreters…

You know the documentation is good when I can hand it to ChatGPT and it spits out a fully functional program for me after two small tweaks (I had to tell it to add RUMOR HAS IT and to not chain operations).

Write a program in Tabloid that takes 5 numbers and returns the product of the first three numbers plus the product of the last two.

Run it with the numbers 4,5,7,8,9.

----> ChatGPT response:

    DISCOVER HOW TO product_with_five_numbers WITH a, b, c, d, e

    RUMOR HAS IT

        EXPERTS CLAIM ab_product TO BE a TIMES b

        EXPERTS CLAIM first_product TO BE ab_product TIMES c

        EXPERTS CLAIM de_product TO BE d TIMES e

        EXPERTS CLAIM result TO BE first_product PLUS de_product

        SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT result

    END OF STORY

    EXPERTS CLAIM input_a TO BE 4

    EXPERTS CLAIM input_b TO BE 5

    EXPERTS CLAIM input_c TO BE 7

    EXPERTS CLAIM input_d TO BE 8

    EXPERTS CLAIM input_e TO BE 9

    EXPERTS CLAIM final_result TO BE product_with_five_numbers OF input_a, input_b, input_c, input_d, input_e

    YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS 'The result is'

    YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS final_result

    PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE
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