Speaking of software half-lives: "Perl is another example of filling a tiny, short-term need, and then being a real problem in the longer term. Basically, a lot of the problems that computing has had in the last 25 years comes from systems where the designers were trying to fix some short-term thing and didn’t think about whether the idea would scale if it were adopted. There should be a half-life on software so old…
Ok, then call me back when you've purged the world of C, lisp, Smalltalk and UNIX, and I'll give you a hand with perl :)