Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
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#32Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#33 Assert(x==0): YOU WON'T BELIEVE x IS ACTUALLY 0
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#34 WHAT IF TOTALLY RIGHT IS ACTUALLY COMPLETELY WRONG
RUMOR HAS IT
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS 'Alt-facts in logic'
END OF STORY
LIES! RUMOR HAS IT
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS 'Fake news are not discovered yet'
END OF STORY
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It prints that "FAKE NEWS ARE NOT DISCOVERED YET!", disappointingly enough.Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#35Hey HN! Author here, feel free to AMA. I've made less joke-y languages too before, most prominently Ink [0] which I use to write some of my own apps for personal notes/contacts/etc. [0] https://dotink.co/
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#36Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#37Brilliant! However: Ideally, someone would create a meta-language for defining the next ArnoldC/LolCat/Intercal/...Tabloid, assuming there will be a next, which I'm sure there is (nobody made a porn-based language yet, rule 33 or whatever number it was).
Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#38Brilliant! However: Ideally, someone would create a meta-language for defining the next ArnoldC/LolCat/Intercal/...Tabloid, assuming there will be a next, which I'm sure there is (nobody made a porn-based language yet, rule 33 or whatever number it was).
My copy is long gone, but it's an easy project if you want to make one for yourself.
Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#39Great job!
Re: Tabloid: The Clickbait Headline Programming Language
#40Great job!