How do I short Miami and New Orleans on a scale of 30 years?
I also assume you are not on Instagram, where Miami is huge - it's the 6th global instagrammed city, second US one (London, NY, Paris, Dubai, Istanbul, Miami, LA) - https://www.statista.com/statistics/655550/most-hashtagged-c...
Instead of shorting it you might want to long "defending it".