> Have you ever stared at a text file on the screen, hoping it would have been a database so you could ask anything you want about it? Not really. I could see this being helpful for debugging, but at that point you can get by with some simple bash string operations. Doing that same operation w/SQL seems like overkill.
Coding bash seems an overkill for just so many people. Bash is scary while SQL is intuitive by design.