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That largely defeats the point. Almost no one knows what to make of those errors. And just training everyone to ignore them makes HPKP pointless.

The problem with HPKP was that it could be used to attack any site on the internet with no way for websites to opt out. Basically, the same problem as with certificate authorities - but worse.

Those issues we're know when the spec was written, true. But, it was still a dangerous and extremely difficult to deploy feature. Good riddance.

How so? Are you suggesting that TLS as a whole is pointless because browsers allow users to skip the error screens ("Proceed to balls.com (unsafe)")?

Even if the error screen is skippable, it makes it clear to the user that something is very wrong and that they're advised to abort their usage of the site.

The problem with HPKP was that it could be used to attack any site on the internet with no way for websites to opt out. Basically, the same problem as with certificate authorities - but worse.

Definitely agreed on that. (One of our BH/DC demos, RansomPKP, showed that you could actually pivot from a server compromise or MitM to deploying ransomware that would brick an entire domain and hold it hostage until you got paid.)

I just think there are much better ways of going about addressing that. Specifically, my proposal to the Chromium team was as follows:

1. Short-term (Chrome 67): Any time dynamic PKP is used, print a console warning that additional requirements are planned to be attached to the use of dynamic PKP with a relevant link.

2. Medium-to-long-term (ecosystem-wide collaboration): Disregard dynamic PKP headers unless the domain in question has some kind of new indicator in the certificate to show that the CA has validated that the site owner is really really sure they want to use HPKP and understands the risks involved (i.e. offload the whitelisting/validation responsibility from individual browser vendors to the broader CA industry).

(And I had some other ideas about roping CAA into the mix to address some specific concerns, but it wasn't critical or the meat of the idea.) The response was kind of handwavy — not so much caring about the footgun aspect (i.e. accidental self-bricking and hostile pinning), but more an entirely unrelated concern about the HPKP implementation being hard to maintain for some unspecified reasons.

Those issues we're know when the spec was written, true. But, it was still a dangerous and extremely difficult to deploy feature. Good riddance.

I hear this repeated a lot, and frankly I think it's nonsense. I just can't see how anyone with a basic knowledge of deploying TLS would be confused about how HPKP works. The idea that only a veteran sysadmin or crypto expert can understand how to use certs, public keys, and hashes just seems really elitist to me.

Obviously people have occasionally screwed up in the wild, but in those cases I think the fault lies more in the tooling and documentation than in the existence of the standard itself. Further, if we do collectively feel that everyone's hands need to be held, attaching additional requirements to its usage as in my proposal would neatly accomplish that while minimally imposing on all of us who already depend on HPKP in production.

That's exactly the same situation as any other TLS failure, not at all unique to HPKP in any way that I'm seeing.

It's still effectively bricked for non-advanced users and partially bricked for careful advanced users in the way you noted, but at least users can choose for themselves how to proceed, and admins of bricked sites can give them guidance that doesn't involve following convoluted instructions to navigate about:config or chrome://net-internals.

It's not that it's hard to understand, it's that it's hard to actually implement it. You need to have multiple certs in case one of them gets compromised. And if you mess that up, then you either self brick yourself or you need to keep using a known compromised cert.

More accurately, multiple keys, not multiple certs. All you need is to back up the spare key somewhere without throwing it out, which is a minor annoyance but not at all technically difficult.

If users are having trouble with understanding and/or following through with this, I would start with building a better interface than the openssl CLI (possibly as a certbot command) before deciding that the entire concept of key pinning is somehow inherently too difficult to be useful.

HPKP just wasn't worth it for most websites - a reduction in the risk of someone presenting a forged cert in exchange for the risk of accidentally self bricking your website.

Yeah, it should certainly be highly discouraged for almost everyone, but getting rid of it after we already have it is a huge step backwards for the 1% of sites with strict enough security requirements to justify it.