Really cool article. Posts like this always make me wonder what the state of the programming would be if browsers hadn't sucked up almost all of the world's compiler optimizers.
They're solving a non-issue. The rest of the world is perfectly fine with the statically typed, well designed languages that are easy to compile. And only the web world is so obssessed with smart compilers compensating (impressively, but still far from being sufficient) for multiple deficiencies in the language design.
Which ones are these? All of the statically-typed and well-designed languages I can think of are, at the least, hard to compile well, if not hard to compile in the first place. (Haskell and Rust both come to mind; there are few Haskell compilers other than GHC, and no Rust compilers other than rustc.) The languages that are easier to compile are either not statically-typed in a useful way, or not well-designed, or both.