1)I have a good memory, so I remember clearly that you developed for more than one platform, and, more than that, I remember you complaining about your agency application having to support ALL versions of Android starting from 2.1 (used by less than 1% of the market).
2)It is clearly visible from your comments history that you are biased (and that's ok, everyone is allowed to have a preference, I am biased as well), but also refusing to consider any arguments that go against your views, ergo the trollish behaviour. I especially dislike the way you address your replies. Most of the things that don't make sense to you, have a perfectly reasonable explanation if you only would consider changing your point of view for a while.
3)mattquiros already refuted your arguments on why iOS is more enjoyable as a platform.
4)I already commented elsewhere that as a developer you have to know your tools. Not using the x86 emulator or genymotion puts you in the position of the masochistic developer that wants to prove that the platform is horrible AT THE COST OF MAKING HIS OWN LIFE MISERABLE.