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Nearest is 600 km away.
You can't call them?
The idea that a sales person in an Apple store is taking 20 minutes or more off the floor to provide some random caller tech support when they don't have any of the tooling around it, can't see your account, very little if any access to support databases, let alone account manipulation, is laughable. Apple does a lot of things. This isn't one of them.