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Overnight, I secretly built and installed a large outdoor product display at a huge annual Midwest festival without management approval or knowledge that broke some key rules of my contract (I was in management with about 50 of my own employees).

If it failed, I would almost certainly be fired. I have never experienced the tension that I did when the owner and general manager met me by that display when they saw it on the way in that morning. (I didn't tell them I had designed it for easy removal--it looked semi-permanent.)

The result? Sales that had been flat for years, never rising above $6500/day at the shop location by the display more than doubled. Total sales broke $200,000 for the 13 days the display was up, and had never broken $100,000 for the 15 days of the festival.

I've always understood marketing. Even when I was only first learning to read I would rewrite signs and billboards in my head when the family would drive somewhere—making them more persuasive, more concise, etc.

At the same job, without telling anyone I computerized (early 90's) sales and inventory tracking on my home computer, which they eventually bought from me when they began to rely on it more and more.

Also, when management wouldn't spring for something I thought we needed, I recruited outside investors, bought what was needed, and paid back the investors from profits. (First investor made 50% on their investment over one weekend—which made it easy to get others.)

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Then don't think of it as helping people, but as providing a useful product for cash and prizes. Backsearching HN will give you ideas on how to generate income for your insight here.

Well, I participate here in hopes I can finally wrap my brain around "how to make money". So far, no magic faerie dust has been found to help me fly, financially. I would totally love to be the next person to post "Thank you HN. X months ago you helped me with my business idea and now I have left my BigCo job, moved to the city of my choosing and am happily working from home!!!" Historical facts: 1) People tend to sp…

Polarizing is much better for selling books than being 'meh' : a 10% following by motivated people is better than 100% of people who can't be bothered...

Re: Tell us your naughty stories

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My chemistry prof would tell of a student who needed to get just one question right on the multiple-choice final to pass the course. He walked in, picked 'C' for all questions, and walked out. No correct answers were 'C'.

Reminds me of the famous "What is courage?" test answer urban legend: http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/oneword.asp

Here's a variant on this that is actually true: I took Professor DiCenzo's "History of Japan" course at Oberlin College, in we he assigned several 5-page papers. There were a variety of topics to choose from (or make up your own); one of those topics was "Zen". Professor DiCenzo was famous for saying "The first student who chose the 'Zen' topic and turned in five blank pages got an 'A'. You will get an 'F' -- please try to use words."

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Okay, I'll play along: How many pages does the book need to be? How much can/should I charge for it? How on earth would I promote it? Where can I find such info? I have always wanted to be a writer but at the moment my one and only goal is to figure out how to make money from home so I can leave my job and move elsewhere. I'm really not sold (on the idea that I can make money telling people how to not lawyer up). But…

Ok. That's better. I'll try to brainstorm something here, but take, please, into account that I don't live in the US. You do live there. > How many pages does the book need to be? For starters you have to consider state by state differences in law. You can consider staying at high level of abstraction and target all US at once. Second option is to cover these high level matters first and describe details latter, prob…

I started a separate Ask HN discussion in hopes of getting more feedback and getting some of this out of this thread:

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1824406

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I used to be a researcher, so I wrote a lot of grant proposals. I started to get tired of having to speculate about what I might be able to deliver so I spent a year or two under-promising on my proposals and eventually got a year ahead of my proposals. So what I wrote up in my proposals was something that I had already done the year before but not yet published. So I'd get my grant, work on something completely new,…

That is brilliant.

Thanks :-)

Re: Tell us your naughty stories

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Isn't roulette a losing game? Or did you have some optimal betting strategy?

It's not a losing game if you don't use your money to play (the coupons dageroth referred to), and you get to keep any money you win. (The 'hack' is you weren't supposed have ~€800 worth of coupons.)

The house edge for a Red/Black or Even/Odd bet in roulette is about 5%. Meaning that if he on average walked out with €400, you would expect that he walked in with €420 in coupons

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post #278

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Then don't think of it as helping people, but as providing a useful product for cash and prizes. Backsearching HN will give you ideas on how to generate income for your insight here.

Well, I participate here in hopes I can finally wrap my brain around "how to make money". So far, no magic faerie dust has been found to help me fly, financially. I would totally love to be the next person to post "Thank you HN. X months ago you helped me with my business idea and now I have left my BigCo job, moved to the city of my choosing and am happily working from home!!!" Historical facts: 1) People tend to sp…

Polarizing and provocative lead to increased sales and marketing capability (see 37 Signals).

I wouldn't count writing something like this as 'easy', but it's definitely do-able.

The self-help field is full of crap; you sound like you might have something useful to add!

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Free College Hack: In high school, I had a rough time with family stuff and my grades started to slack. I knew that getting a scholarship would be crucial if I wanted to go to college in the future. However, my grades simply weren't going to cut it for the Florida Lottery Bright Futures scholarship. I needed a 3.5+ GPA, a 1250+ SAT score, and 60 hours of community service in order to get their best 100% scholarship.…

I opened an account so that I could ▲ your story. Thank you.

Re: Tell us your naughty stories

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Fast Food Hack: When I was in highschool, Burger King ran this "checkers" game, where you'd get a card with a little checkerboard on it, then scratch your way across it by picking squares until you either lost or won a prize. The one feature they advertised was that "Every card is a winner", meaning that if you picked the right path you were guaranteed to win something. A friend had a sister who worked at a Burger Ki…

We did the same thing. BK even changed up the codes after a while but we just kept at it until we had a key for the new codes. I bet this is still a story they tell at BK about how that stupid promotion cost them 100x what they thought it would.

I wonder if they ever got any value out of it? BK did become the high-school hang-out after that. I just wonder if that's a good thing for people trying to run a business.

Re: Tell us your naughty stories

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At 7th class we started studying computers. Like using MS-DOS commands, then - norton commander, then, eventually - programming in Turbo Pascal.

We had some old IPX based LAN, where every's pupil's disk was remotely hosted on the server, and once you turn computer on, it asks you for your login/password. After you are logged in, you have your own D: drive where all only yours files located. This had been done after several pupil's claims that they had done some task before, and someone just deleted their files.

Our teacher had "admin" login password, which allowed him to access all files on server.

On the first class, he explained all of this to us. Friend of mine tried to do jokes and asked "And what if some pupil will hack somehow network and will get his hands on admin login/password?". Teacher told, that he will give A mark for the rest of length of this course (i.e. from 7th class to 11th class - 4 years!)

Long story short - I have wrote small program on assembler, which was essentially what today called "keylogger". It was running residentially, intercepting some msdos interrupt (used to execute program), checking which program is about to start, and if it is "login.exe" - log all keypresses into a file.

The problem was - there were no floppy drives (for security reason), and at this time - no USB too (it was back in 1997). So I printed out the whole source on small peace of paper (1/4 of A4) and entered it line by line in Turbo Pascal IDE. Luckily, I had TASM there, as a part of Turbo Pascal. That's it - entered and compiled right on machine.

I had to wait a bit until teacher used machine I was studying at, but eventually he did it and I had his login/password.

I disclosed in full all of this to teacher and he kept his word - I never attended this class and had A mark till end of the school =)Freed some time for "real" hacking =))

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