TIL that nobody knows what they're doing. Jokes aside, how do you end up having more than 500 excess people than what you need? What is management exactly doing during the time they went from 1 excess person to 500? Did they just hope the "macroeconomic headwinds" would become tailwinds? Didn't they at some point see that they have more people than valuable work, and maybe we should deal with that problem instead of…
This question always gets posted to HN, and is always the top comment whenever an article talks about how many people Company XYZ has. It seems like a lot of people just have never worked for a company that's growing (in terms of both profit and the amount of _stuff_ they are trying to do). Companies' need for people grows quadratically in proportion to the amount they are trying to do, not linearly. If it takes a staff of 20 to deal with 2 "units of work", it's going to take many more than 40 to deal with 4 units, more like 80. For 10 units of work, we're talking a staff of 500. You need all of these people to manage all of the growing internal network of complexity and yes bureaucracy that forms whenever you need to get people to work together. For every N people you hire, you'll need a manager to manage them, and for every N of those managers, you'll need a second level manager, and so on. You also start needing to actually deal with legal and regulatory compliance (rather than the yolo approach most startups take), you need to deal with HR and payroll for all these new people, you need to deal with power-of-2-scaling training and internal documentation needs. And all of those people you hire to do these things need their own managers and on and on and on.
I've never seen a company successfully scale what they are trying to do without needing a ton of people. Maybe every company I've ever worked at is just inefficient but I don't believe it.