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Re: Microsoft Coffee

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This is why computers used to have that cup holder that would slide out and give you a place to put it. When you weren't using it you could even put a music CD in it and it would play music right through your computer speakers!

We still use the foot pedals to this day..

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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I'm assuming Seattlites would be able to confirm. However as much discussion we've had about the internet remembering everything, I can't find anything in Google to confirm "Microsoft Coffee" except for this site, discussion of it on Reddit 13 hours ago.

There's a bunch of real MS promotional merch that doesn't show up in search engines. In the 1990s they released "drag 'n' drops" - a gummy candy in the shape of dragons. I can't find any mention of them.

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Re: Microsoft Coffee

#283

This is why computers used to have that cup holder that would slide out and give you a place to put it. When you weren't using it you could even put a music CD in it and it would play music right through your computer speakers!

I can recall being called into the CEO's office one day, close the door he says. I'm thinking uh-oh nothing good can come after that statement. He proceeds to tell me that he put a CD into the floppy drive and could I please remove it. I was sworn to confidentiality, never happened.

I want to check the validity of your story, but unfortunately I can't find a CD, or a floppy drive.

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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post #252

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I actually had a cup holder for a drive bay that was intended as one, it even had a cigarette lighter! https://sep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-39083765508394/thermaltake-x-ra...

One of the very few things that make me lament not being a smoker.

You can use the lighter socket to plug in a car-USB charger, inverter, or other wacky gadgets

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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post #273

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The news footage is pretty convincing

I don't know... The footage for some reason is in the form of a mobile phone recording of the playback of the actual footage. Now you could say that the creator of the page didn't have the original video just found it on youtube, but it's not the case. They were the one to upload it. (And now I see that they also have a photo of the VHS cassette on the site.) Also, the recording itself is in a pretty bad shape, tryin…

I'm open to accepting it as authentic, even with those reasons. VHS to Digital Converters are some a common household item, and when I bought one for old family videos, they still can act up. The distortion can come from age and improper storage, not just overuse. Secondly, some of our old family photos from before digital cameras were made digital simply through scanning 4 of them together.

My point being, this could be one of those instances where a prank happened before April Fools became a corporate marketing tool. It wasn't hidden away out of fear, but just sort of "because" that was how the internet worked back then. Not everything was digitized and made available for eternity then.

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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This is why computers used to have that cup holder that would slide out and give you a place to put it. When you weren't using it you could even put a music CD in it and it would play music right through your computer speakers!

Or a little later, if you were anything like me, run a little homegrown music piracy operation for your entire high school!

Someone very much like you caused one of my first run-ins with the law! One day when I was in high school, the police asked me to come down to the police station for a chat. The police chief asked me if I was the one who "copyrighted them there CDs".

(For the record, I wasn't. I wasn't going to be doing much for-profit piracy on a dial-up connection.)

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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post #211

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Why add to anyone’s workload at all to suit your own amusement?

It doesn't actually add to a retail worker's workload; retail workers (in the United States, anyway) are paid by the hour, and at any given moment will be forced to do something . Filling it with a laugh is a step up. Your problem is/should be with capitalism, not with a joke.

Whether or not one is being paid, it sucks to have no idea how to fix the problem for an annoyed customer. It’s just not a pleasant experience.

Re: Microsoft Coffee

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For all the "You couldn't do this in 2021 without...." commenters, have a gander at what Deliveroo did in France for April 1. 'Prank' confirmation orders for 450 EUR worth of delivery sent to thousands of customers. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56617049

How absolutely touched do you have to be to think this is a good prank for a company whose business model is processing orders for people who are tight on cash in the middle of a pandemic? Good christ.

"Confuse, don't abuse" is the mantra of a good prank. If the victim isn't laughing later, then it wasn't in good taste.
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