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Ubuntu user here. Ubuntu is less stable than my second girlfriend, and she tried to stab me once. Lately, every time my co-worker has updated Ubuntu, it has broken his system. He's like my canary in the coalmine. I wait for his system to not fall over before I will update mine.
Maybe its time to consider an OS with better maintainers, like Debian. I've had less issues on unstable/sid over the past few years than I had on the last Ubuntu LTS release (which was what spurred me to Debian). On my other machine, Debian Stretch (and Jessie prior to upgrading) have treated me well, there just isn't breakage when upgrading to the latest stable release or when applying security patches.
I don't know of a single Linux distro that works out of the box with my laptops. Maybe if I bought a $2,000 laptop that shipped with Linux it would work. It would still be a pain in the ass to update, though.
I kind of hate Linux as a desktop now. I've been using it as such for 14 years, and it's only gotten worse.