Earlier quoted context omitted.
I guess I'm a techie, because I don't want vendor crapware and I do want more than 2 years of software updates and security patches (though it has gotten better over the past few years - probably partially due to Android One, which is closer to stock Android!) And last I checked, Google's Pixel (5/6/etc.) phones seemed pretty decent.
pixel is not stock android
Although Pixel phones are at the top of "best stock Android phone" lists, they're not technically stock Android.
"Granted, Pixel UI is very, very close to stock. However, it is not technically stock as Google adds in tons of Pixel-exclusive features and pre-installs apps here and there."
https://www.androidauthority.com/what-is-stock-android-84562...
iPhones also (mostly) meet my criteria and are pretty good smartphones, and they don't run Android at all. ;-)