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Who eats your bun?
I order the burger as is, because I don't want to annoy the waiter or the cook, or me. I also don't eat the lettuce or the pickle, if they happen to come with. I'm not going to go down the list of what I will or won't accept for a burger and a 30 minute relationship. I don't know what you're getting at.
That makes me sad. I would not order food if I do not eat it. Many places often burgers without bun – and you can always ask.
(No, children are not starving because of you, no worries!)