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I had a strange experience where my cable company's mobile app, which streams most channels, was missing audio on a few channels. After escalating the issue to an engineer, he finally got back to us and told us that if a username contained "ts" like mine did this issue would happen. After making a second username without that combination, all worked fine. I'd still like to know what logic in their application would g…

In the context of acoustics, "ts" almost always means time-step (inverse of frequency). But I don't have the faintest idea of how it would collide with the username string :|

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Re: People with names that break computers

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I had a strange experience where my cable company's mobile app, which streams most channels, was missing audio on a few channels. After escalating the issue to an engineer, he finally got back to us and told us that if a username contained "ts" like mine did this issue would happen. After making a second username without that combination, all worked fine. I'd still like to know what logic in their application would g…

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Re: People with names that break computers

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I have a close friend who lives in rural Ireland. That's not in a town, but on a small farm in a general area of about 15-20 other small farms. His address is just the name of the general area and the county. The Irish postal system is clever enough to know that the person with this name, in that general area lives in that house. In fact, he probably still isn't even really classified by his name, rather as the husba…

In Northern Canada there are a lot of towns that don't have street names, just references like "brown house". Everyone in town knows everyone, so it's simply not needed. Lately Canada Post has been trying to force them to have street names, so in the provisioning system of the telco that serves the area you get awesome addresses like "next to brown house" or "around corner from house next to brown house".

The house I grew up in had an address of "the first house east of the post office." We had a box at the post office for regular mail, but for stuff like mail order computer parts, we'd use that address.

It mostly worked. Every so often we'd get a UPS driver with a bad sense of direction and we'd have to go pick up our package from our neighbors on the other side of the post office.

Re: People with names that break computers

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From an online form: Location (City, Country): Singapore Nope. Singapore, Singapore. >:(

UK forms which ask for a city and a county present the same problem for residents of London. US forms which ask for a city and a state present a similar problem for residents of New York. You're part of a select club!

County can cause trouble in the US as well, as not all cities are part of a county. In Virginia, cities are separate county-level entities, so at my old address, when people needed to know my county, the answer was "Alexandria City." Computers were mostly up to speed with this, but it sometimes confused humans from out of state when they asked.

A fun example is Fairfax, which is both a county and a city, and while the city is surrounded by the county, it isn't part of the county. Weirder still, Fairfax, the city, is the county seat for Fairfax, the county.

Note that city and state isn't really a problem for residents of New York. The city is still in the state, and the official address will read "New York, NY," which is repetitive but correct.

Re: People with names that break computers

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

In Northern Canada there are a lot of towns that don't have street names, just references like "brown house". Everyone in town knows everyone, so it's simply not needed. Lately Canada Post has been trying to force them to have street names, so in the provisioning system of the telco that serves the area you get awesome addresses like "next to brown house" or "around corner from house next to brown house".

The house I grew up in had an address of "the first house east of the post office." We had a box at the post office for regular mail, but for stuff like mail order computer parts, we'd use that address. It mostly worked. Every so often we'd get a UPS driver with a bad sense of direction and we'd have to go pick up our package from our neighbors on the other side of the post office.

The towns I'm talking about are thousands of miles from the nearest UPS or FedEx driver.

In fact, tons of them can not be driven to :)

Re: People with names that break computers

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There is a story within the story here: this article was not "fact-checked" by any person who has ever actually used SQL while developing software.

To quote: 'This is because the word “null” is often inserted into database fields to indicate that there is no data there.'

The story is that companies can't be bothered to hire programmers who are clever enough to know that null and "null" are not the same thing.

The story within the story is that news websites can't be bothered to get their technical stories proof-read by people who actually know the technicalities.

Re: People with names that break computers

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I have a first name composed of two names, and one of them with an acute accent. This is enough to cause some of my credit cards to be printed with a repeated name because they assume my "second first name" to be a middle name too. The acute accent results in encoding problems once in a while. But nothing compares the problems that people with names longer than 30 characters have to face. Creating a SSN card, or driv…

That list makes me very sad. Not because it's not interesting, which it is, but because it'd be so much more interesting if it discussed each item as it went. This one, for example: People’s names are assigned at birth. OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth. Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth. Five years? You’re kidding me, right? Don't leave me there! Tell me which culture assigns na…

I knew someone, an American, whose wife was (I believe) Chinese and they did not give their baby a name for one year. They lived in California where it was legally required to assign the name in the first year, I'm not certain if they would have waited longer, or not, if they would have been allowed.

Re: People with names that break computers

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

For the database at least, I don't see why you need unit tests or any testing at all. Assuming that you're going to require at least two names (no single-name names allowed), then a string for First Name and a string for Last Name should be sufficient. If this is a decent database, where the string can have any Unicode character, including a space, and you don't set a limit on the string length (modern databases don'…

Say you have first name "John" and last name "Doe", then the software will print "John Doe" or "Doe, John" or "Mr. Doe". For Ai Weiwei, "Weiwei Ai" doesn't make sense, "Ai, Weiwei" is odd, and it has to be "Mr. Ai".

And if we're being picky, name: 艾未未, and oops, there goes my other idea that I can at least use the spaces between words to figure out what's going on... ;)

Re: People with names that break computers

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well, computers do not stop a microsecond upon any name. They consider them in digits anyway. What fails in certain cases is logic of the executed programme, and by no means its a program failure. It was management failure to ensure edge cases have proper workarounds.

I still suffer when LLOYDS online bank cannot accept my long name in certain forms, stripping the last 3 chars.

During my US time, I met no systems capable of storing and displaying Eastern European diakritical chars.

Re: People with names that break computers

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Sounds like NMI actually is TMI. Perhaps you meant NMN?

Might be a factor of certain systems. I was registered with NMI (not having a middle name) on IBM computers in the early 1970s. Not seen it since.... We were still using punch cards back then.

Star Trek memorably listed LT CDR NFN/NMI DATA, see the screenshot at http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Data (third from the top, on the right).
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