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I believe this is common to all the Romance languages. In the Canadian French dialect all the swear words are incredibly versatile and church-related such as "osti" which I believe refers to the Eucharist. It just so happens that for nouns beginning with a bowel, you drop the e or the a from le/la, and use an apostrophe. So if you don't know if it's "le porte" or "la porte" you can use my favorite trick which is to s…
Quite an imaginative technique you got there. Signé -Un Québécois
Ding dong... voici l'osti de pizza que l'osti de téléphone a commandé à partir de l'osti de maison. Maintenant donnes l'osti d'argent.
Indeed...