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Stop demanding paper thin laptops. My work Dell rarely turns on its fan unless an AV scan is in progress and even then it's rather tolerable. It isn't a fashionable thickness so has plenty of internal volume for heat distribution.
I want a thin and fanless laptop. You might want something else.
I want a very thick laptop with many fans. It should be chonky and with personality like an old sun tadpole unix labtop, not svlete and artsy liek a 2000s macbook. I like the white noise and if it helps preformance all the better.