I've already posted my "almost got arrested for using zsh" story, so here's another one: I used to work at a large public university. One day, a grad student brought me his laptop and asked if I would take a look at it because "the Internet [was] really slow." It turned out that his computer was part of a botnet controlled via IRC, and it was being used to attack hosts on the Intertubes. After sniffing the IP address…
link to zsh story: http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3901634
I tried to explain that she was wrong, but you can guess how well that went.