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> This is not real news.
You're not the sole arbiter of what's real and not real news. Misleading on the account of asserting so.
> I've heard of a military-grade capacitor, I've never heard of a "military-grade weapon."
Thanks for the fun fact? Why would it ever matter what you heard of or didn't hear of? Oh, 'cause it's supposed to be misleading! In that what you heard of exists, and what you didn't hear of doesn't exist. In the same fashion the news isn't real, now the (supposed) taxonomic rank of the weapon isn't real either. Got it. But then, you're not the sole arbiter of this either. Misleading on the account of asserting so, once more.
> Sounds like random words
Not to me. Wow, now we're tied. Misleading on the account of treating this opinion as fact later on (see below).
> to make less-lethal crowd control equipment sound like a massacre
Because if you think it now sounds like massacre, then it does, right? Misleading on the account of asserting an opinion as fact. Also speculation, and at that, speculation of (malicious) intent.
> Kudos in getting the coup of the week on the front page of HN, though.
And it was not even a coup. This makes a lie, with a sprinkle of cynicism masquerading as intellectualism.
Why are people like this?