I've never seen an outage this big. Even the homepage doesn't load. We've had recurrent issues with Actions not running, but this seems a lot bigger. The status page says all is well, though: https://www.githubstatus.com/ . Hilarious.
Used to work ops at AWS. I don't know if it's still the case but it required VERY HIGH management approval to actually flip any lights on their "status page" (likely it was referenced in some way for SLAs and refunding customers).
Also probably a class action suit lurking somewhere in there eventually.